A few South Park Quotes
Cartman : It's really easy to write a Christian song. Just take a regular love song, and replace the world "Darling" or "Baby" with the word "Jesus".
Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.
Chef: Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Doctor: "Vaginitis occurs when a person stop eating meat and become a vegetarian. Those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas. If we hadn't stop it in time, Stan would have eventually become one big giant pussy.
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid peopl